The funny adult birthday party favors were the highlight of my 50th birthday party

When you begin to get older you realize that life is something you really need to enjoy for yourself. Do what makes you happy and not what makes others happy. Don’t care about what other people may think about you. When I was young I would never have real fun because I was always inhibiting my true personality and desires just to fit in. Thank god I don’t do that anymore, I am too busy pleasing myself. So for my fiftieth birthday, I threw a party the way I knew I would have fun, not caring about what anybody thought. The great thing was everybody else also had fun!

I decided to do it a naughty theme. Naughty adult birthday party favors and sexy dress up games were a big part of the party. I also gave each and everyone of my guests adult birthday party favors. You may ask yourself what is an adult birthday party favor? Well in my case they were a little something for my guests, who by the way were all girls. What I gave as adult birthday party favors were some lollipops shaped as penises. All my girlfriends were laughing their asses off at my naught adult birthday party favors and when said they were going to eat them in front of their husbands to turn them on, or at least make them laugh. It was good that I threw this kind of inhibited party with my lifelong girlfriends because it had been such a long time any of us had been slutty or sexy or naughty that it made us feel rejuvenated. The adult birthday party favors was our favorite part.

Besides my penis adult birthday party favors, we also played dress up games. The way we would play the dress up game was each of us had to pull out a card, and that would say what we all had to dress up as. Of course they were naughty dress up games, so we had to dress up as naughty nurses, or students, or cops, and all sorts of funny costumes. Once we were all in naughty costumes, the dress up games were we had do pretend like we were in our character and go and seduce a teacher, or play as cops who were arresting somebody and stuff like that. It reminded me when I was a little girl and would play dress up games with my sister. However, our dress up games, when we were little, where not as naughty as they were in my party, neither were the paty favors I would receive as were my adult birthday party favors.

When we were in the middle of our naughty dress up games and having some of our funny adult birthday party favors, someone rang the bell. I didn’t know it but my friends had hired male strippers! We all had so much fun with those corpulent strong young men. We had a blast and kissed goodbye all those beautiful handsome boys after a couple of hours of dancing, not without first giving each one some of my adult birthday part favors. By the time he party ended we were tired, happy, dressed up and ready to face 50 with the spirit 20 year olds with our adult birthday party favors in our hands.